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4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO
& GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE
I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”
THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT,
I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD
I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..
“MEOOWN”
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i'm confused who s the big notorious
plzzz help me
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ONCE DAY A CRAB WAS RUNNING
ON THE SEA SHORE..
THE WAVES COME AND CLEARED
THE FOOTPRINTS OF THE CRAB
CRAB ASKED: BEING MY FRIEND WHY ARE YOU
CLEARING MY FOOTPRINTS
WAVES REPLIED: A FISHERMAN WAS FOLLOWING YOUR
FOOTPRINTS TO CATCH YOU THAT WHY I CLEARED THEM OFF..
FRIENDSHIP MEANS CARING BEYOND IMAGINATION..
☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆☆ ☆
Never loose the person,
who really fights with you for childish matter,
Because they never fight for you,
they only fight for their real love on you.
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most incredible computer…brain
so,use ur computer
worst thing to be without…hope
so,be optimistic
deadliest weapon…the tongue
so,connect ur tongue wit brain
GOOD EVENING
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╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮***♥ ♡╰☆☆
One day a rich father took his son on a trip.
He wanted to show him how poor somone can be.
They spent their time on the farm of a poor family.
…
On the way home, the father asked,
Did you see how poor they are..??
What did you learn..??
The son said :
”We have a pool while they have rivers,
we have lanterns , At night while they have stars,
We have food while they grow theirs
We have walls to protect us while they have friends,
We have encyclopedias while they have their Holy Book.
Then he added
‘THANK YOU DAD FOR SHOWING ME HOW POOR WE ARE’
Rich can be poor.....
Poor can be rich.....
Only depends,the way how you look
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Everyone says love hurts
but that’s not true
Loneliness hurts.
Rejection hurts.
Losing someone hurts.
Envy hurts.
Everyone gets these things
confused with love.
But in reality love is the only thing
in this world
that covers up all the pain and makes
someone feel wonderful again...
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Everybody knows how to love,
But only few people knows
how to stay in love with one person
for a very long period of time...
THATS LIVE WIT LOVE
ENJOY UR LIFE WIT LOVE
miss u my sweet frn.
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All Girls are beautiful after
light are switched off!!
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Shakespeare !!
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All boys are innocent before
lights are switched off!!
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Shakespeare wife !!
Sweet dremzzz.
Good Night.
SWITCHED OFF!!
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'Love and air have lot in common,
You can’t see them, You can only feel.
And you can’t live without both of them.'
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☆">http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/n/never_promised_tomorrow-4466.gif" border="0"/>♡☆Difficult to tell what loving is like;
Impossible to tell what missing is like;
May you never miss whom you luv
&
may whom you luv miss you always...
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We r born Alone,
we leave Alone,
we die Alone,
Through our love & friendship
can we create the illusion
for a moment that we r not Alone...
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╰☆╮">http://www.orkugifs.com/en/images/life-is-short_1688.gif" border="0"/>╰☆╮╰☆╮╰☆╮World is a mixture of such people.
We just need to know which
hand to Shake and which hand to Hold...
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Honesty, Trust, Understanding & Communication...
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♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮:NET LOVE STORY:
--> Friend request
--> Accepted
--> Write something on wall
--> Intro
--> Everyday chatting
--> Ask Phone No.
--> Texting
--> Calling
--> Meet
--> Express love ♥
--> Couple
--> Make Relationship Status
--> Hangout
--> Misunderstanding
--> Fight
--> Break up
--> Block
--> Delete 4rm frnlist
THE END Dont misjudge me
just read my msg and
promise 2 ur self...U wiLL not
spoiL ur Love Life by little misunderstanding
coz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LovE IS FORGIVING AND ACCEPTING...
GOOD MORNING MY FRIEND.
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♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮╰★╮╰★╮☆
6 truth of life:
1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will share this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company.
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I want to go back in time and want
my childhood days back when...
“Dad” was the only “Hero”
“Love” was “Mom`s hug”
“Highest place on earth” was “Dad`s shoulder”
“My worst enemies” were “My own siblings”
Only thing that could “hurt” were “skinned knees”
The only thing “Broken” were my “Toys”
and when “Goodbyes” meant till “Tomorrow” .
GOOD NIGHT MY FRIEND
TILL TOMORROW...
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♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮'love is like a virus
killing u from past, present & future
friendship is like a anti-virus
saving u from from past, present & future'
its really surprising that whn
anti-virus turn n 2 virus
& create a lovely software
Wishing LoveLy virus NighT
with anti-virus
">http://img1.imagehousing.com/67/176c219c348524a79b931a178e5c3467.jpg" border="0"/>Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ke tension
mein Jaan
de dun..
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Par..
Jeena pardhta hai..
Jab khayal aata hai ke..
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Kuch hi to smart log bache hain.. 1 aur kam ho jayega ...
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. Uff ye majboori !
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♥☆">http://i3.tagstat.com/image04/f/46c7/00w6052_Qr7.jpg" border="0"/>♥☆☆♥♥☆When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow from your eyes;
Always remember these three things...
1) i'm with you.
2) still with you. &
3) will always be.
GOOD NIGHT☆♥
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♥╰☆╮Do you know what is PAIN?
.... Seeing your loved one with someone else...
Want to know what is LOVE?
.... Looked into the eyes of loved one after a tight hug...
♥Want to know what is WORSE?
.... Imagine your loved one leaving you forever...
Want to know how fertile LOVE is?
.... Imagine a life without your loved one...
Want to know what's being HURT?
.... When u realized u hurt your loved one with your behavior...
Want to know who Loves YOU??
.... Is that person whom you are thinking about while reading this....
Hv A Nice MorninG FrienD╰☆╮♥
♥╰☆╮♥♥╰☆╮----♥ ♡☆
common story of naughty netjust an example'Girl: hi baby
Boy: hii sweet heart...
(sending failed) Girl: Are you there??
Boy: yes yes..I'm here...
(sending failed) Girl: are you ignoring me or what??
Boy: honey I'm not..i'm right here...
(sending failed) Girl: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !!
Boy: Damn ! go to hell..
(message send)' Hv LoveLy timE wiT dangerOus NeT
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♥A girl before she falls in love♥
My love should be a perfect guy.
He should love me more than I do.
He should never make me cry.
He should always understand me.
♥But after finding her love♥
So what if he's not perfect,
He's still the best for me.
So what if he doesn't love me unconditionally,
I`ll love him.
So what if he's not understanding me,
I`ll understand him & adjust because
I cant afford to lose him....
GIRLS grow up listening to fairy-tales...
& believing dat they r PRINCESSES to their PARENTS...
slowly they realize dat life is not a fairytale...
it iz awl abt COMPROMISING n being
wid an UNKNOWN PERSON & FAMILY....
they leave behind everything 4 him...
their family,their frnxx...
& their PAST MEMORIES.....
LUCKY r da guys who dont hav to leave anything...
& who live a lyf given by their LIFE PARTNER
BELIEVE that:
♥GIRLS ARE THE ANGELS ON EARTH♥
SO,
value them,they are our friend;
lover/life partner; sister or mother
we are surround by ANGELSIsn't it miracle???
GUD MORNG MY SWT FRN ╰★╮
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☆☆╮♡ ♥----Nice story...~U can Read it, if U want ~
'' A tired man came home late from
his whole day hard work.
His 5 year old son was waiting for
him at the door.
Son- Dad, May I ask You a
Question ?
Dad- ya
Son- Dad, How much do you make
an hour?
Dad - that's not your business.
Son- Please tel me.
Dad- 20 $ per hour.
Son- Dad,May I please borrow 10
$ .?
Dad Got Angry 'n shouted on the
kid to go to the bed.
The little boy went to the room 'n
shut the door.
After sometime man got calm 'n
he went to kid's room 'n said-
Sorry for being so hard. Here's
Your 10 $ u asked for.
Kid smiled- ohhh... Thank You So
Much daddy !
Then boy took out some coins he
had kept under the pillow,
he counted them 'n said-
"Dad, I have 20 $ now.
Can I buy an hour of your time ?
Please come home early
Tomorrow.''
I would like to have dinner with
You."
Moral - Please Give time to People
who love You.. !!
LOVELY DAY ----♥ ♡╰☆☆ ♡♡ ☆☆╮♡ ♥----
