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☆·•●♥gυ∂ ηìght му ℓσνєℓу
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╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- If all the humans start respecting Mother
hope their will be peace on earth.
Stop all dirty acts of Religion.
Adopt respecting Mother Religion.
Mother will teach us to serve...
So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots
to love the real Religion
that is Mother’s love...
happy night...keep smiling.
--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)--
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
I hope its not confusing
♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥
4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*,
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)**[/
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A fool may be known by six things anger without cause 
speech without profit change without progress
enquiry without object 
putting trust in a stranger mistaking foes for friends DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES 
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunityA positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty
Wish u an optimistic life♥GOOD NIGHT♥
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.╰★╮╰♡╮╰❤╮☆
☆╰❤╮7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one timeMonopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND
SMILEIs not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
...So always keep smiling...good night
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"U know Y people say dat
U can't sleep when U r in Love?
Coz..
4 the 1st time in ur life
U wil find sUmthng realy
more beautiful dan ur dreams.."
Good night
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♥╰☆╮╰☆╮THIS IS FUNNY
Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don’t smoke.
Man: I’ll take you to race.
Beggar: I don’t gamble.
Man: I’ll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when
they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
Keep your head high, keep your chin up, because life's a beautiful thing and
there's so much to smile about.
U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness
Be as happy as possible╰☆╮╰☆╮♥
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